Flight 2012

 

...Welcome to flight 2012 - we are prepared for take off into the new year. Please make sure your standards are secure and locked in upright position. All self destruction devices should be turned off. If we lose altitude under pressure during our flight, reach up and pull down PRAYER, prayer will be automatically activated by FAITH. Once your faith is fully activated you may assist other passengers. There will be no baggage allowed on THIS flight. The captain of our souls has cleared us for take off, destination in 2012...GREATNESS. In Jesus name.

Enjoy your flight!